what is something you’ve done but if you told anyone they would never want to talk to you again?

what is something nsfw you’ve done but if you told anyone they would probably never want to talk to you again?
I had an orgasm while running away from an angry chihuahua when I was eight years old. No ejaculating, just the sensation. I spent the rest of that summer trying to get that chihuahua to chase me.
I had to laugh so hard that I peed in an elevator because I couldn't hold my laughter. There was a stranger with me going 20 floors up, the entire elevator was full of piss. I was 12.
I wanked on a rooftop with a thrill that someone might come upstairs, luckily no one came. But I was caught on cctv.
I cut a hole in my mattress when I was a kid and tried to flock it. Hit the bedsprings on the first stroke
Peed on some random dude for money
Not me but my ex gf shoved a CURLING IRON up her cooch and didn’t clean it.. ever. She told me her sister used it the next day. Glad I broke up with her I should’ve seen the signs