JUNK FEES IS THE NEW BRIBE

What a relief folx, the Joey Hide The Parm administration has invented a new term to bribe you and secure your uninformed, emotionally driven selection this November.

Instead of prioritizing all of the things that actually matter, the most popular dirt merchant in history is coming after the big, bad banks and those pesky overdraft fees.

I know you're suffering from crippling prices for everything in your life but Jill Byron's husband is here to save you $30 a year.

Yet another fake bribe from a non-sentient meatbag that will actual hurt more people than it helps. Hi. Goodnight everybody! Two words: Made in America! We're doing gReAt.