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🚨 BREAKING: Dan's A Crook by The Aussie Senators #CookVersusCrook #IBAC #VicPol
🚨 BREAKING: Dan's A Crook
Vocals & Lyrics by Senator Papahatziharalambrous 🎙
Music & Video by Aussie Deplorable @shravaka 🇦🇺
The Mulgrave Mix #CookVersusCrook #IBAC #VicPol
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Lyrics: Dan's A Crook #CookVersusCrook (C Minor)
Intro:
Everybody knows that Dan's a crook.
Everyone except the media.
Verse 1:
It all started a long time ago,
When a dork of a man thought -
He could run the show.
You'll never hear about the truth,
Or be told about Dan's red shirts.
Stuffing cash down hot-dog g-strings.
How Dan survived by -
Appointing crooked thieves.
Chorus:
Dan's a crook
That's no lie.
He'll get cooked,
By our guy.
Dance on graves,
While you can.
Your time is up,
In Mulgrave
Post-Chorus:
Everybody knows the truth that Dan's a crook
But the media hide it.
Verse 2:
I'm a slug
On the floor.
Close me down,
Can't shut me up.
It's just two weeks,
Wear a mask.
It's just a jab,
to keep your job!
Just a booster -
(A) Passport.
Just an app,
To keep you safe.
Digging holes -
Just for trains.
Pop-up tents -
For your health.
Mental state,
That's not so -
Shot at kids,
On the streets.
What it takes to
Preserve democracy
Now don't you -
FORGET !
F*ck the Ombudsman
You never really had a right to say -
Chorus:
Dan's a crook
That's no lie.
He'll get cooked,
By our guy.
Dance on graves,
While you can.
Your time is up,
In Mulgrave
Post-Chorus:
Everybody knows the truth that Dan's a crook
But the media hide it.
Rap:
Dan's a crook
That's no lie.
He'll get cooked,
By our guy.
Dance on graves,
While you can.
Your time is up,
In Mulgrave
Outro:
Dan's a crook
That's no lie.
He'll get cooked,
By our guy.
Dance on graves,
While you can.
Your time is up,
In Mulgrave
END
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