Can we QUIT California yet? Please?

California Man tries to fire a Police Officer and reaps the crops that he hath soweth. California Woman doesn't understand gravity, physics, time... basically ANYTHING to do with reality whatsoever. Pittsburgh BB Gun assaults see a dramatic increase. As in: From zero to more... than... zero. Last and CERTAINLY least... Freakin' Brad.
More absurd news stories generated by our super cool and awesome society that is totally NOT on the brink of self-destruction!

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