Willow is Short... on Ratings!

Willow, the original 1988 film was high order high fantasy. It's safe to watch with the kids and tells the heartwarming stories of a loving father torn between his duty to his family and his duty to faith, the redemption of a fallen hero, and the power of true love against the power of overwhelming odds.
It is, in a word, perfect.
And then modern woke Disney got their hands on it.
Less than twenty minutes in and all men are monsters and cowards, all women are irreproachably brilliant and strong, and YOU WILL ENDORSE OUR SEXUAL PERVERSION!!!
Not 20 minutes in and we're subjected to a gay kiss that is there for no reason other than to "inject queerness everywhere possible".