Trump’s “MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT” is that he’s selling digital trading cards for $99. Beyond parody.

Former President Trump on Thursday announced a line of digital trading cards bearing his likeness after teasing a day earlier that he would be making a “major announcement.”

While some speculated the announcement would be related to the Speaker race playing out among House Republicans or Trump’s largely inactive 2024 presidential campaign, it was instead about a new money-making outlet for the former president.