I Was Almost in 9/11 the Most--True Story

This is the story about how I was almost on all four hijacked flights on the morning of September 11th, 2001, and I was almost in all three World Trade Center towers, and the Pentagon, and that field in Pennsylvania where Flight 93 was shot down, AND—if you can believe it—I was actually almost in Osama bin Laden's compound when it was raided by Seal Team Six. An incredible 9/11 story of survival that no one can top.

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