Cards Against Humanity Sucks

Cards Against Humanity is the biggest problem in the universe. It’s communism for friendship. A perfect, culturally-Marxist presentation of a socialist humor-economy, with an efficiency that would make Deng Xioaping blush and a cultist promotion that rivals Crossfit, where from each according to his ability (to continuously inject humor into a corpse of what once was a party), and to each according to his need (for comedy participation trophy). I hate it. It’s a socialist system of sick burns–and I mean the literal definition of “sick”, lame and unfit for survival–where the strong and hilarious are silenced by the derelict. Cards Against Humanity represents everything that is the opposite of the capitalist, Darwinian, American system of comedy, where loudness always prevails. I think I’ve just figured out what everyone’s problem is with America.

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