Game Theory: The SECRET Family of Waluigi?! (Mario)

Theorists, if you’re anything like me I'm sure the many mysteries of the Mario universe keep you up at night. So I did what any normal person would… I solved all that sweet sweet LORE! So today I'm serving up all that lore on a silver platter and revealing one of the WEIRDEST Nintendo mysteries we’ve ever covered. What is the origin of Waluigi?? Are he and Wario ACTUALLY brothers? And finally… Who is the secret father of Waluigi? Surprisingly, the answer goes far deeper than you’d ever expect…