Billy Connolly was a Bad Comedian

Did ya ever notice there are standup comics you are SURE are fucking brilliant, total legends and yet you notice you've never sought them out, can't remember any of their jokes and yet you think they're brilliant.
That's #BillyConnolly for you.
Sir William Connolly wasn't a comedian but a magician. Something like a Stage Hypnotist. He uses several magic tricks and it made you believe he was saying really funny things. He was not.
I'm also convinced he's a very bad person who lied about his father and is a disability thief. (not for money but for a massive excuse for failure).
He looks evil. I think he practices Satanism.
Fair warning, after seeing this you may realize Billy Connolly was never nearly as funny or fooking brillyyyyant as you mistakenly believed.
Des McLean is funny and his 'Billy Connolly Bullshit Tour' videos are 15 years old and better than ever: https://youtu.be/B9evkZPPvcs
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