CNN Jokes

I can see the CNN table having a whale of a time tonight,
What's the difference between CNN and the Titanic? The Titanic had all of its anchors when it sank
I was at home and I said “Alexa, turn on CNN. I want to hear the news.” “You’ll have to pick one or the other.”
Why is Don Lemon not perfect? Because he is just sublime.
What does professional wrestling and CNN have in common? They're both fake, but sometimes people still get hurt.