When @DistroTube Start a Rap, Linux Goes Gangsta

You all know I had to jump on this train. If @bugswriter_ and @BrodieRobertson can do it, so can I, even though I spent a couple days prepping it...
Music from @TRUNKZBEATS : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gt5j7HMC2U&t=55s

=== Lyrics ===
Bringing you this Linux Mormon,
Not just any ol' Unix Norman.

I'm running Artix,
to skip that SystemD antix.

Not missing my DE,
That's pretty easy.

Always year of the Linux Desktop,
but don't forget that good ol' laptop.

I like my games like I like my computers,
retro and old like my console disorders.

You complain about Linux not being good game,
And I'll show you why you're oh so lame.

Running some Calyx and maybe kotatsu,
we reading manga with total onmitsu.

They might call me gangster,
cause I show my Stoeger.

Got plenty o' seeds o' freedom,
lemme know if you need some.

Sure it ain't no graphene,
but still you know I won't be seen.

Now, Show me your Deck and I'll show you mine,
Then we'll crack it open making it o' so fine.

My games may be clunky and somewhat torrid,
but with RTX they be running doggon fluid.

Armed with my ol' thinkpad,
cause it ain't no JingPad.

My WM's way awesome,
configs, you know I stole some.

I been using runit,
cause I just can gun it.

I'm a Linux Saint in These Latter-Days
Showing you freedom in your software ways,

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