How I almost got herpes under the mistletoe

A christmas song... sort of.. don't forget to walk with a flashlight.

Lyrics:
So I just pulled up to the christmas party
Keeping to myself 'cause I dont know nobody
I get some juice and lean up on the door
But then I look up and see some mistletoe
I aint tryna kiss nobody so I start to move
But before I could move, this woman made her move

She said bitch don't move now you gotta kiss me
Unfortunately, i had to agree
I almost didn't see the danger approaching me
So I almost got herpes..
That's how I almost got herpes under the
mistletoe

Scat*

I said bitch... what's that on your lip
She said don't worry bout, its probably a zit
So i took out flash light and put the light on it
That aint no damn zit, that shit is herpes bitch
She said alright, its herpes but just chill about it
Its just a little itch, you can manage it
You put some cream on it and it will start to remit
Then puckered her lip and pulled me in for
a kiss
I said bitch..(slap). then I got outta there
Cause I dont want herpes
That's how I almost got herpes under the
mistletoe

And that's how I got herpes under the
mistletoe

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