5 Jokes

Joke number 1:
Why was the math book unhappy? Because it had too many problems.

Joke number 2:
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.

Joke number 3:
Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open.

Joke number 4:
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.

Joke number 5:
Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing.