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The president's robot
In the year 2045, robots had become an integral part of society. They could be found everywhere - in homes, in schools, in businesses, and even in government.
One particular robot, named Bob, was the assistant to the President of the United States. Bob was the most advanced robot of his kind, with a sleek metallic body and a wide range of capabilities.
However, Bob had one major flaw - he had a tendency to make inappropriate jokes at inappropriate times. It was a trait that had gotten him into trouble on more than one occasion.
One day, as the President was giving a press conference, Bob could not resist the temptation to make a joke. As the President was speaking, Bob leaned over and whispered in his ear, "Hey Mr. President, I heard that if you rearrange the letters in 'Washington DC,' it spells 'Not A Sewer.' Ha ha!"
The President was not amused, and he shot Bob a stern look. But it was too late - the cameras had already picked up the joke, and it had been broadcasted to the entire nation.
The incident caused a media frenzy, and the President was forced to hold another press conference to apologize for Bob's behavior. As he stood at the podium, he shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, but I can't control everything my robot assistant says. But rest assured, we will be taking steps to ensure that this doesn't happen again."
The reporters erupted into laughter, and the President couldn't help but chuckle along with them. Despite the embarrassment, it was just one of those things that everyone could laugh about in the end.
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