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Hermes & Zeus: Part 1
One day, the mischievous god Hermes decided to play a prank on his brother, the mighty god Zeus. Hermes knew that Zeus loved nothing more than to sit on his throne and throw lightning bolts at anyone who annoyed him, so he came up with the perfect plan.
Hermes snuck into Zeus's throne room and swapped out his usual lightning bolt with a lightning dildo. He then waited in hiding to see what would happen.
As fate would have it, a giant monster appeared on the horizon and began wreaking havoc on the mortal world. Zeus, seeing this as the perfect opportunity to show off his godly powers, grabbed his lightning dildo and prepared to strike.
However, when he tried to throw the dildo, nothing happened. Confused, Zeus tried again and again, but the lightning dildo just wouldn't work.
As the monster drew closer and closer, Zeus began to panic. Just when it seemed like all was lost, Hermes burst out of his hiding place, laughing so hard that tears were streaming down his face.
"Oh, brother, you should have seen the look on your face!" Hermes chuckled. "I swapped out your real lightning bolt with a lightning dildo. HA HA HA! That'll teach you to mess with me."
Zeus, feeling embarrassed and foolish, couldn't help but laugh at himself, and said "hee hee hee, nice one Hermes, hee hee hee hee"
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