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Hermes & Zeus: Part 2
After being unable to defeat the monster with his lightning dildo, Zeus was left feeling embarrassed and foolish. He watched in horror as the monster continued to wreak havoc on the mortal world, destroying buildings and causing widespread devastation.
Despite his best efforts, Zeus was unable to stop the monster's rampage. It seemed like nothing could stand in its way as it destroyed everything in its path.
The other gods watched in despair as the mortal world was reduced to rubble. They knew that they had to do something to stop the monster, but they were at a loss for what to do.
Finally, Zeus had an idea. Instead of trying to defeat the monster with his lightning dildo, he would use it to distract it instead.
Zeus grabbed the lightning dildo and charged at the monster, shouting and waving the dildo around wildly. The monster, confused by the sudden commotion, stopped in its tracks and watched as Zeus ran circles around it.
As Zeus continued to distract the monster, Hermes had an idea. He remembered that he had a magic harp that had the power to put anyone to sleep with its soothing melodies. Hermes raced to retrieve the harp and played a beautiful, calming tune. As the notes filled the air, the monster began to slow down and eventually stopped in its tracks. It fell into a deep sleep.
Zeus took the opportunity to use his mighty dildo by sticking it into the monster's arse. Resulting in defeating it.
Zeus, panting and out of breath, collapsed to the ground. "I did it!" he exclaimed. "I saved the mortal world with my lightning dildo"
And from that day on, Hermes and Zeus worked together to protect the mortal world and ensure that it would never be threatened by such a powerful monster again. They knew exactly what to do in that case.
The end.
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