10 italian jokes

Joke number 1:
Why do Italians love Nutella?
Because Nutella is always open!

Joke number 2:
Why do Italians never take a bath?
Because they're afraid of losing their amatriciana!

Joke number 3:
Why do Italians never go to the mountains?
Because they're too busy preparing the next batch of pasta with tomato sauce!

Joke number 4:
Why do Italians never go cycling?
Because they're afraid of going downhill and not being able to stop the bike to take a break at the bar!

Joke number 5:
Why do Italians never go on picnics?
Because they're afraid of losing their place at the table!

Joke number 6:
Why do Italians always need a coffee break?
Because coffee is the only thing that can keep them awake during long family meetings!

Joke number 7:
Why do Italians always have their head in the clouds?
Because they're too busy dreaming about their next vacation!

Joke number 8:
Why do Italians always need an excuse to have a party?
Because they were born to have fun!

Joke number 9:
Why do Italians always need an excuse to take a nap?
Because they're too tired from their busy nightlife!

Joke number 10:
Why do Italians always need an excuse to take a walk?
Because they need to walk to burn off all the calories from their delicious meals!