6 roman jokes

Joke number 1:
A student goes to town, and one of his friends asks him a favor: would he buy two 15-year-old slaves for him? “With pleasure,” the student responds. “If I can’t find two 15-year-olds, I’ll bring you one who’s already 30.”

Joke number 2:
One man complains to another: “The slave you sold me died!” “By the gods! – the other replies – “During the time he was in my service, he never did such a thing!”

Joke number 3:
An intellectual, falling sick, had promised to pay the doctor if he recovered. When his wife nagged at him for drinking wine while he had a fever, he said: “Do you want me to get healthy and be forced to pay the doctor?”

Joke number 4:
An intellectual had been at a wedding-reception. As he was leaving, he said: “I pray that you two keep getting married so well.”

Joke number 5:
An intellectual came to check in on a friend who was seriously ill. When the man’s wife said that he had ‘departed’, the intellectual replied: “When he arrives back, will you tell him that I stopped by?”

Joke number 6:
A man with bad breath asked his wife: “Madame, why do you hate me?” And she said in reply: “Because you love me.”