While at the bank

So, I was at the bank the other day and I saw this sign that said "Please use your inside voice." And I was like, what am I, a caveman? I don't even know what my inside voice is.

I mean, who decided that we all have an inside voice? Is it like a little person inside of us controlling what we say? And how do you know if you're using it or not? Do you just have to take a guess and hope for the best?

And have you ever noticed how people always say "I'm not crazy, I'm just passionate"? It's like, no, you're crazy. And that's okay, we all have our moments. But maybe try not setting your ex's house on fire "because the love was just too strong." That's not passion, that's arson.