What is surprisingly illegal? #crime

What is surprisingly illegal?
In Germany it's legal to break out of prison - but not in your prison uniform, because that would be stealing.
It is illegal to parachute inside St. Peters basilica in the Vatican after a person did it. They had to create that law specifically for him. He walked away no charge, as the law did not exist.
In the most southern island of the Caribbean, Trinidad, and Tobago, it's illegal to curse publicly
Paying expired parking meters that aren't your spot
You can't put a donkey Ina bathtub in my state
Sleeping in your Car!
In China, it's illegal to reincarnate without the government's permission.
It's illegal to masturbate a butterfly in Missouri. Do what you want with that information.
I ask this because I read today that credit card fees are illegal in many states, including mine, but that doesn’t stop many gas stations around me.
In Connecticut, a pickle can’t be considered a pickle, nor sold as one, unless it bounces when dropped from the height of one foot in the air. This state regulation was the result of devious pickle packers selling substandard pickles that obviously didn’t bounce.
Not illegal anymore, but until 2018 it was illegal under the Uniform Code of Military Justice (a special set of laws that apply to US military) it was illegal to have sex in any position other than missionary. Still illegal under the UCMJ is adultery.
Children selling lemonade without a license.
It is forbidden to own a single Guinea pig in Switzerland. You must have two.
It's illegal to own more than 6 sex toys in Texas. 5 is okay I guess, but you're on thin ice.
Oral sex is technically illegal in South Carolina altho I don't know if it's actually enforced.
Suicide
Dragging a dead horse up younge street on a Sunday (toronto)
Selling cars directly to consumers. The government, working for the people as always, made it illegal to not use a car dealership.
Kinder surprise eggs.
In my small home town spitting on the ground. (Was originally used when men chewed tobacco and the spit would stain the sidewalks), not enforced anymore.
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In England, you can't enter the Parliment wearing a suit of armor (Even if you don't have a sword or any kind of weapons).
Insider trading since so many politicians do it without repercussion.
In New York, it’s illegal to run a race barefoot and you need permit to be homeless.
In the US it's illegal to laminate ya social security card
Entering the English parliament with a suit of armor for some reason
Umm…a woman in Saudi Arabia just got sentenced to 34 years prison because of a mild tweet statement about current political situation in her country. So, political opinion is hugely illegal there.
It’s illegal to spit on the sidewalk in MA
In england its illegal to shake a carpet rug in the streets
It's illegal to eat your neighbor's garbage in Texas.
Bringing someone who is standing in line to vote a bottle of water.
killing yourself, im so confused like- do they take the corpse to prison?
You can own any fungus spores and you can grow some into mushrooms but if you grow a certain kind of spore into a certain kind of mushroom then you're breaking the law.