M&M Mascots Cancelled for Being too Diverse?? Replaced by Super Mid Actresses Maya Rudolph???

A year ago M&M's went woke, and just over a year later they have gone broke. Last year M&M chocolates redesign their CGI mascots to appeal to modern audiences. They did so by making them non binary and added a lesbian M&M which is counter intuitive if they are non binary. They also changed their appearances to appeal to Gen Z without by also making them more homogeneous. When that failed they fired all of the male M&Ms and replaced them with females to empower women. This also didn't help boost sales. So now they replaced their mascots completely with a racially ambiguous human female SNL cast member Maya Rudolph. Greaaaaat.