3997, What’s Up With the Chinese Spy Balloon?, 3997

Good afternoon, I’m still reporting on the coup.

So, China has China Joe by the scruff of the neck. He’s bought and sold. They have all the evidence on him they need to sink him any time they feel like it.

The China virus was an unbelievable success from China’s perspective. So far, it has killed 1.1 million Americans, crippled our economy and done untold damage to the hearts of an entire generation of young Americans.

Now, they launch a giant spy balloon that is big enough to get everyone’s attention – easily visible from the ground - and slow enough to be in the American news cycle for several days. They can do it and they figure that China Joe won’t stop them. In fact, it turns out that there was at least one other spy balloon before, we tried to shoot it down, but failed.

What is the woke Biden Pentagon’s lame response so far? We didn’t want to shoot it down over Montana – probably the least densely populated state outside of Alaska - for fear it may drop on populated areas and hurt someone. This is the pansy Pentagon.