WE NEED A NATIONAL SERVICE ANIMAL REGISTRY!

WE NEED NATIONAL SERVICE ANIMAL REGISTRY
So many millions of Americans 'game' the system with fake service animals.

When you bring in your fake service animal you dilute the legitimacy of the genuine article. What in Hell possesses you to declare your mutt a 'service' or 'comfort' or even 'companion' animal when it is none of the above? Are you so far 'over the top' and 'around the bend' that you can't live without "Poochie" by your side?

A suggestion: Leave your mutt at home and get into therapy. If it's because your dog will tear the house up when you're gone, then consider therapy for your mutt or...

Put it down!

I'm Max, and that's the way I see it!