20230225-A Whitewash for a Blackface

"Trudeau exonerated," said Viva Frei.

As a legal requirement, in the aftermath of invoking martial law due to his pants pissing cowardice, Blackface Hitler impaneled a commission to whitewash his overstepping, overbearing tyranny.

At the time I told my earnest, conservative friends, so happy that THIS time they got him, the really, really got him, the purpose of the commission wasn't to find the truth it was to whitewash the tyranny.

Sure enough, a Liberal party hack concluded that despite:
- CSIS saying it was unnecessary,
- the RCMP saying it was unnecessary,
- the provinces (excepting Fat Fascist Fuckhead Ford's Ontario) saying it was unneccesary
- the border blockades having already been lifted
- knowing that smart, reasonable people would completely disagree with his conclusion,

It was really, Really, REALLY necessary for the Trust Fund Tyrant to invoke martial law.

You see, he was embarrassed. The one thing that narcissistic sociopaths, and dimwitted, oh so serious, tyrants CANNOT stand, is to be embarrassed. Ridiculed.

So he had to have the RCMP stomp those uppity peasants, for not respecting his A-Thor-It-Tay.

The only emergency was his genuine constituency, laptop driving bureaucrat douchebags in Ottawa, were inconvenienced. The protests against their pet policies were hurting THEM, not the peasants in the boonies. And that could not stand.

Thus, martial law because Ottawa wanted it. And no-one else.

But don't worry, conservatives. There's always next time. Sooner or later Lucy won't pull the football.