Jerry Seinfeld on Seedless Watermelon

“I’m very impressed with this seedless watermelon product that they have for us. They’ve done it. We now have seedless watermelon. Pretty amazing. What are they planting to grow the seedless watermelon, I wonder? The melons aren’t humping, are they? They must be planting something. How does this work? And what kinds of scientists do this type of work? I read this thing was 15 years in development. In the laboratories with gene splicing or, you know, whatever they do there … I mean, other scientists are working on AIDS, cancer, heart disease. These guys are going: ‘No, I’m going to devote myself to melon.’”