Bruce Willis's The 5th Element Is So Good You'll Forget The Other 117 - Best Movie Ever

While you brag about 118 known elements, Bruce Willis kicks sand in your face because BORON is the only element that matters, MORON. He thinks that Boron/Moron joke is hilarious, and it is, but what are you going to do about it? He's Bruce Willis and you're a NERD.