A horse walks into a bar...

The horse trots up to the bartender and says “May I have a beer?” The bartender is stunned. He heads to the back of the bar to tell the owner. “Hey boss” the bartender says, “there’s a horse in the bar asking for a beer.” The bar owner pauses for a second, then says “Well then give him one, but charge him double. Horses don’t know the price of beer.” So the bartender heads back out front and hands the horse a beer. “You know,” says the barkeep, “we don’t get many horses in here.” To which the horse replies, “At these prices I’m not surprised!”