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Dave Chappelle Is Right || Just Because She Is Dressed That Way !!
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CREDIT:
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• Voice: Dave Chappelle
• Show: Killin’ Them Softly (HBO)
• Show Aired: In The Year 2000
• Complete Show: https://youtu.be/ofnSojq-vqI
• Show Script: https://genius.com/Dave-chappelle-killin-them-softly-annotated
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DESCRIPTION:
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"Killin' Them Softly" is Dave's first hour-long HBO stand-up special performed live in Washington D.C. in the year of 2000 where he discusses various topics such as television programming, sex, race relations, drugs. the historical relationship between the black community and American police.
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LITERAL SHOW QUOTE:
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"Like a guy will be out - this happens a lot, guys - you'll be at a club, a bar, right? You're just kicking it with your boys, and a girl walks by, and, man, she looks good. She looks good. Not good in that classical way.
I mean, you know, I'm talking good like, she got half her a__ hanging out her skirt.
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Mmmmmm ...
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Her t___ies are all mashed together . . . Popping out the top of her turtleneck and s__t. And you're with your buddies, right? You're with your buddies, you got a couple of drinks in you, and you see a girl, you might try to talk to her. It just might not come out right.
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I don't know what you'd say to her: "D__N, look at them t___ies!"
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The girl gets mad at you. "Oh, uh-uhh. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute! Just because I'm dressed this way, does NOT ... Make me a wh__e." Which is true. Gentlemen, that is true. Just because they dress a certain way doesn't mean they are a certain way. Don't ever forget it.
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But, ladies, you must understand that that is f__king confusing. It just is.
Now that would be like me, Dave Chappelle the comedian, walking around the streets in a cop uniform. Somebody might run up on me.
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"Oh, thank God. Officer, help us. come on. They're over here. Help us!"
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I'm not gonna be like:
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"Oh! Just because I'm dressed this way does not make me a police officer."
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You understand what I'm saying?
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It's like, "All right, lady, fine, fine. You are not a whore. But you are wearing a whore's uniform, I'll tell you that s__t right now."
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