Dumpster Fire 109 - Never See An Uggo Again

Who wants to go to therapy with their stalker? Do you know what 'gigantomastia' means? Would you want to live in a world where you never had to see an uggo again? Will Bridget recover from the most disgusting Dumpster Diving story ever? Happy International Women's Day, everybody!

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00:00 - Introduction
1:58 - WOMEN!
6:42 - Patriarchy So Crafty
11:15 - Siri, Please Take My Life
15:33 - What is Happening?
16:40 - Weather
17:15 - Sheath Underwear
18:24 - Infolds Wars with Sammy Flaps n' Folds
20:23 - Never Woke Enough
20:58 - Dumpster Diving
25:49 - Breaking Bridget
28:14 - Phetasy News
30:11 - The Internet Is Glorious
31:02 - Credits

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