A Commando Election Curruption Operation

"I'm Just Following Orders"

New International Australian ballot-box sensation, who allegedly goes by the name of "Bottom Drawers", has been caught pants-down in Blacktown, Sydney. He has allegedly been seen mooning about, moving pre-polled votes of working class Aussies in an insecure and, a pants-down, sloppy fashion. Allegedly, "Bottom Drawers" and accomplices in the nearby, hardworking, ethnic suburb of Doonside, are conducting the apparent Blacktown pre-election day ballot muster, to make "counting easier on Saturday", using a fleet of high-class personal vehicles. This classy individual claims to be taking instruction from a higher level, state government, personality of unknown name and whereabouts. He himself allegedly prefers commando-style operations.
Australia's esteemed, alleged future Prime Minister, former SAS Lieutenant Colonel Riccardo Bosi, is yet to comment on these events - Australia's latest compromising election situation.
Reports, close to the source, indicate our favourite alleged future Commander In Chief can barely believe his luck; it being just days before his final NSW State Upper House Election bid, campaigning on a platform of naked truth and transparency.

Bottoms Up Australia!!

This is certainly a new twist on a famous phrase from an alleged former Pedophile and Australian Prime Minister.