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Naomi has been enslaved by a highly advanced species of cow, who have plans to conquer the entire galaxy.
Escaping Earth as the worship of their species declined, their ancestors have spent thousands of years evolving themselves and their technology so that one day they could return and free their cousins from their human overlords, and that day has come. Led by one of the most tactically advanced of their kind, O'Shovah, the crimson battlesuits soon to drop from their hidden perches will herald the coming of a new age for Earth and its inhabitants. The Bovine Age.
Humans have no chance.
Yet, the cows will not be merciless in their conquering, nor intend to enslave the entirety of humankind for all time. No, those humans worthy enough can be granted their freedom in time.
To be worthy, each human must display for all to see a respect for the Bovines that they had sorely been missing yet so greatly deserve.
The human must build statues of the Bovines befitting their great character and deeds, and paint and display them so that all may look on their wonder for years to come.
Of course, since such statues from every human would require far too much material than the Earth could necessarily provide, the Bovines will accept a smaller scale of statue, a miniature one could say, as long as the detail is exquisite and the colour bovine.
Or, if the human simply cannot master the brush like the Bovine can, the human can instead recant the stories of the Bovines to all around, and with their voice raised in praise and adulation at last be free.
Not free to live on the planet, of course, since this lush, warm land is for the Bovines, but perhaps instead on the Moo-n.
- not official T'au lore, but potentially written by an Earth Caste T'au storyteller by the name of Fio'la Terra'not Imo'an
The T'au Boarding Patrol was given by Games Workshop.
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