Tricky Twisty Tree

We had this tree we didn't trust and after asking several arborists for advice and offering to pay money to get this tree down, Dawn got impatient on waiting on professionals and James said, "Let's just take it down ourselves."
And so we bought a winch and tied some knots in rope and got out the chainsaw.
We are not professionals. We did not use safety gear. Do not copy us. We are not responsible for your foolishness. We love you and don't want you to die.