The Baby Goat Warrior

If you don't know what this is a parody of, I envy you.
(It's this show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bMaS-Dq3Gk)

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He was working in a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens,
Til his mother kicked him out in one of those crushing scenes.
What was he to do, where was he to go
He was out on his fanny.

So over the bridge from Flushing to the Sheffield's door,
He was there to sell make up but the father saw more,
He had style, he had flair, he was there,
That's how he became the Nanny.

Who would have guessed that the goat we described
was just exactly what the doctor prescribed?

Now, the father finds him beguiling, watch out C.C.,
The kids are actually smiling,
He's the goat with no pants when everybody else is wearing tan.
The flashy goat from Flushing, the Nanny named The Baby Goat Warrior.

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