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Captain's Log #2 Miles Morales is Miles Morales--and a Mommy's Boy
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Captain's Log: On assignment to watch films for the Captain's Cast, I found myself subjected to torture by inane trailers, including the new Miles Morales trailer and his subsequent infantilization, feminization, and aggrandizement by his helicopter mommy.
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