"He's a Fed" - parody

This track may be downloaded for free at https://hopalongginsberg.bandcamp.com/track/hes-a-fed

and

https://soundcloud.com/user-358715688/hes-a-fed?si=a8b72ab6f5714c04b626ffc9b9b06902&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

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Lyrics: Teh Internetz

Music: Traditional

Performed and programmed by Hopalong Ginsberg
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If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed
If you can't get there without him
And you don't know much about him
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed

If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed
If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed
If you're running off your mouth
And his buddy lives down South
If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed

If he's got a stupid haircut, he's a Fed
If he's got a stupid haircut, he's a Fed
If his haircut's tight and high
Looks better in a suit and tie
If he's got a stupid haircut, he's a Fed

If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed
If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed
If he wants you to repeat it
Where the chatroom won't delete it
If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed