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The Battle is Over (Dungeons & Dragons Movie - Honor Among Thieves)
Thanks to @qplane8659 for suggesting I have a go at this one.
The #HornyBard song that we know Jonathan Goldstein and John Daley wanted to write but weren't allowed to put in the movie.
There is only a snippet of this song in the film, but I have added these verses:
And now we are drinking, me mind gets to thinking,
That lass has a smile, that my heart’s beguiled,
The sway of her hips, and her ample charms dancing,
I’ll buy her a drink and hope she’ll come to bed,
The life of a fighter is often times lonely,
And these two strong arms are in want of a man,
If he’s of small stature, I’ll dream of him only,
And pine for his charms just as long as I can,
The sorcerers needs and somewhat non-standard,
The shape-shifters talents are highly desired,
And if he can woo her, their play will be magic,
They’ll fill up their night until both are tired,
So grab your companions and drink of loves bounty,
The limits of pleasure are all in your head,
For now is the time to kiss and to cuddle,
For love will be flown by the time you are dead.
#honoramongthieves #dungeonsanddragons #filk
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