Invisible Enemy

Man from Downtown at Mitch and Murray Not the Only One to Get Away with Murder

[FOB FREEDOM, April 23, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . .

According to Blue Virginia, he’s a pesky independent, and according to the President, he’s passionate, perhaps two sides of the same coin, but Major Mike Webb is doing everything he can to merit the thoughts of analysts and war-hardened Arlington Democrats for whom the words “commando”, “scorched earth” and “onslaught” come to mind, every time he “tries” to get on a ballot, and he has been described by the U.S. Attorney General as a litigation hobbyist. So, in the Newtonian notions of physics so familiar to the community with the most government scientists, if an appeal at the state supreme court to compel the convening of a grand jury investigation into the suspect circumstances surrounding the death of Bishop Gerald Glenn and 30 other Pentecostal faith leaders before the first Easter in pandemic were not enough to get that equal and opposite reaction, just take a gander at his new Pulp Fiction themed video, now with the director’s cut release.

“Bishop Glenn died on April 11th, the day that Aviation Ordnanceman Symantha Thacker had arrived in Guam, having been placed on emergency leave, which you don’t get granted under Navy regulations unless somebody has already died, and Petty Chief Officer Charles Robert Thacker had died on April 13th. And, with Alec Baldwin escaping prosecution, I just thought I’d go with the theme that apparently is AOK with most Americans, and provide some similar stories that, unfortunately, are not trending, for whatever reason. And, as a veteran, not endorsed by the progressive Vote Vets, like our former Arlington NAACP President Julius ‘J.D.’ Spain, and running against Alfonso Lopez, who had gathered in solidarity with our atheist club members Don Beyer and Eleanor Holmes Norton at the mosque most associated with the terror attacks on 9/11, right after the terror attacks in San Bernadino, I just wanted, like Rev. King, to dramatize a shameful condition, in a community with the least amount of religious faith affiliation in the U.S., and an 18-foot statue of Satan—quite tacky at that—in posh and cosmopolitan Clarendon, and to which, on all evidence, none of our Arlington GOP oppose enough to make like Steve Parkinson, and say, Hell, I’ll run for Congress. When a congressman gets over 75% of the vote after telling clergy he is proud his four children rejected God, church and religion, that is just not American, regardless how many times you sing that proud to be an American song,” stated the homeless grandson of a franchise martyr and childhood protege of a legendary civil rights and criminal defense attorney.

And remember in November: Alfonso Lopez? For conspiracies to commit transnational terror, which your nonessential pastor may support. Webb? Against.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.