Texas Beef

Howdy y'all! I have some shocking news to share with you today. Someone has stollen my Texas beef! 😱

That's right, you heard me. I had a nice juicy steak marinating in my fridge, ready to be grilled for dinner. But when I opened the door, it was gone! Vanished! Disappeared!

Now, I don't know who did this, but I have a few suspects. It could be my neighbor Bob, who always looks at my meat with envy. It could be my dog Rex, who has a nose for trouble. Or it could be those pesky raccoons, who are always rummaging through my trash.

Whoever it is, they better watch out. Because I'm not going to let this slide. I'm going to find my Texas beef and make them pay. And then I'm going to enjoy the best meal of my life. 🤠

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