Shocking theory uncovers possible link between alien technology and ultra fast 5G

How did we go from dial-up 5G so quickly? They believe that humans are reverse engineering alien technology, which is why these advances seem to be coming faster and faster. According to the rumour, on September 8th 2008, a group of 20 or 21 US Airborne Division soldiers attempted to use a stargate, or something similar to travel from Iraq to CERN in Switzerland, but tragically perished in the process. Witnesses who claimed to have seen the bodies and the survivors said they looked like deformed and desiccated mummies from a bygone era. It seems that if a stargate were to exist, it would be highly sought after by everyone. Sitchin's theory aligns with the mid-70s wave of ancient astronaut concepts championed by personalities such as Velikovsky and Erich von Daniken.