"The Politics of Pigs" Dedicated to Cath Andrews and Mr. Snout

Title: "The Politics of Pigs":

Pigtopia 'sung' by Senator Papahatziharalambrous because none of your millionaire celebrities are gutsy enough to go against the establishment. I'm not saying they love communism, but them Arts Grants. Am I right?

The Musical Opera - Opening Song.

Verse One:
Welcome, welcome, all you pigs and swine,
To the politics of pigs, it's our time to shine.
We've got dirty secrets and lots of lies,
And we'll sell you all out for a piece of the pie.

Welcome to Pigtopia, the land of the free Ahahahaha
Where corruption's a virtue, and pigs rule with glee
Our dear leader Snout, is the envy of all
With his snazzy G-string and his piggy charm

Chorus:
This is the politics of pigs,
Where corruption reigns and the truth is hid.
We'll fleece you all and line our pockets too,
And there's nothing you can do.

Pigtopia, oh Pigtopia
The land where pigs are kings
Pigtopia, oh Pigtopia
Where everything is for sale, including our rims

Verse Two:
Meet our dear leader, the one and only Snout,
He'll tell you what you want to hear, there's no doubt.
He's got power and fame and all the wealth,
And he'll trample over anyone to maintain your health.

Here in Pigtopia, we don't play by the rules
Our democracy's a joke, and we all play fools
The pigs in power, they steal and they lie
But we're all too busy, stuffing our pie

Repeat Chorus:

Bridge:
So come on and join us, in Pigtopia land
Where freedom means money, and greed's in command
We promise you'll love it, in our little piggy state
Where power is absolute, and corruption is great

Outro:
Welcome, welcome, to the land of pigs,
Where we'll steal your dreams and break your spirits.
We'll lie and cheat and get away with it all,
Because we're the pigs, and we'll never fall.

© Illustrations and Lyrics by Senator Papahatziharalambrous for Takin Thepiss