Spanish/English Chaos - Full version (their language undetermined)

Complicated description, first the mix of English and Spanish captions were tedious as hell, so I gave up half way though. It actually makes them funny though how off they are, Anyway if anyone one knows wtf language these dudes were talkin let me know. Adobe seems to easily put their captions in Spanish for me, however it had no idea wtf I was saying in Spanish. Enjoy!