SPIRIT AIRLINES: THE FLOATING SKY DUMPSTER

The best part about flying Spirit Airlines isn't the great prices, the total disregard for your safety or even the staff who fear for their lives, it's the people you meet.

Hopping on board a Spirit flight is like boarding a bus to the insane asylum. Once the cabin door shuts, all bets are off.

Cell phones on high volume, at least 2 brawls, high probability of yelling, low probability of reaching your destination and the watch in your luggage, wellllll its gone.

$9 direct flight to Vegas. I'm down! Lemme slap on socks, slides, my stained sweats and let's get hammered before takeoff.

Fly Spirit, you might get there. ✈️