I Found a Grand Piano in a Trash Can on Garbage Day, so I did what any sane person would do...

Someone was throwing away a piano, so I took it home and kept it. Now I'm trying to fix it in preparation for my worldwide famous virtuoso concert which will take place in my living room, or whatever is the name of the room where I put my piano into. I don't really name my rooms. Just watch the damn video, and then subscribe, so I can get lots of money to stack on top of my brand new broken trash piano. I'm like a god compared to you. Submit, minion filth.