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This is a matter that, empirically, has been of no interest to the free press, which has held itself as championing free speech, as well as assuming to themselves the duty expressed in the WHO recommendations in February 2020, to "fully educate the people", guidance contained in a report that had concluded, after finding a less than five percent secondary attack rate, after 1,800 teams of at least five epidemiologists had examined 19 times more cases than had yet been reported in the entire U.S. by mid-March, when the Virginia Governor, with seven times less fatalities than horses that had died at Churchill Downs before the 149th running of the Kentucky Derby, was closing down an entire state of over eight million, that "it is not clear whether this correlates with the presence of an infectious virus." 

But, like elections, the races must go on, apparently. 

This case was commenced on the same day that, down in Chesterfield, the prosecutor had prevailed in an argument that she had enjoyed absolute immunity and absolute prosecutorial discretion on convening a grand jury investigation regarding the infection and death of Bishop Gerald Glenn, who had died before the first pandemic Easter with at least 30 other Pentecostal faith leaders, which made national news, but apparently had failed to raise even the concern expressed by the New York Times about seven horses this past weekend. Perhaps the lives of Black preachers matter, but not as much as horses, on all evidence.  

And, on April 24th, the presiding judge had issued a standard order, laying out the rules, which is available to you, but, in certification of service, I wish for you to know that I have filed a praecipe with the court to direct the U.S. Marshals to perfect service of process, from which time you shall have only 21 days to issue a reply, a reply not found the last time this matter had been raised all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court, with the White House asserting a presumptive claim of executive privilege to refuse to respond at all to a FOIA request, refining the issue that it is not clear whether the infectious dose and/or secondary attack rate for COVID-19 is classified information.

And, as we all should know, under Executive Order 12,958, this information cannot be classified unless the government owns or controls the causative biological agent for COVID-19 that has been attributed to the deaths of over a million Americans, and approaching seven million worldwide, including 17,400 young people under the age of 20.

I look forward to replies, especially the legal arguments regarding the tasking of the Intelligence Community on May 26, 2021, on a matter about which a FOIA had asked on March 23, 2021. And, given that, under Fed.R.Crim.Pro. 6(a), we know that "When the public interest so requires, the court must direct that one or more grand juries be convened", I believe we have all seen enough television and movies to know that you have a right to remain silent.

So, in Buffalo Bills demonstration of good neurological functioning, I might close by asking who won the game?  R-Naught. Padunk. Dunk.
 

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Major Mike Webb
God's Advocate in Pandemic
You can't save the world if you are NEVER born!