The Design of Metroid: 2D vs 3D

You met this babe at the club, she looked real nice. Unfortunately for you, she had metroids. Talk to your physician about metroids, they can be quite draining. Get treated now with the ice beam formula. It freezes the area, making the metroids brittle, after which you apply five missiles.

You meet the girl again in the club, you want to chastise her about what she did. Just then, you see a guy approaching in the background.

''Hey yo!'' Get yo hands off my girl!''

''Man you can have the b*tch, she has metroids.''

''Yeah! Who do you think gave them to her, it's a space pirate gift!''