The CNN Town Hall Massacre

On the evening of May 10th 2023, president Donald J Trump agreed to appear in a town hall on CNN, hosted by an incompetent fool named Kaitlan Collins. Kaitlan was disrespectful and nasty to President Trump. She interrupted him all night with disinformation and outright lies, effectively turning a town hall into a live debate. Very few people have ever debated Donald Trump and lived to tell about it. The next morning Kaitlan Collins was picked up on a roadside, blood-caked and screaming murder. The girl babbled a mad tale, then she sank into catatonia. The events of that evening are now known in the annals of American history as, The CNN Town Hall Massacre.