The Defiant One

Lopez and Arlington Dems Prep Legal Arguments to Resist Voting Rights Challenge

[FOB FREEDOM, May 17, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . .

While VA8GOP has never been at a loss to find someone to run for Congress, forgetting the old Tip O’Neil maxim that all politics is local, Arlington GOP ran no candidates at the local level in the last election cycle, despite locating a few candidates in the prior off-year election when Republican Governor Glenn Youngkin had managed a razor-thin victory over former Democrat Governor Terry McAuliffe. And in 2017, after a landslide loss in a race against environmentalist Charles Hernick during the contested 2016 election, the guns blazing kamikaze styled candidate, about whom the words “commando”, “onslaught” and “scorched earth” come to the minds of analysts and the war-hardened Arlington Democrats, managed to outpoll the Republican nominee, Adam Roosevelt, challenging Alfonso Lopez, in just about every district where the two Negro candidates had run head to head, the most diverse house district in the County of Arlington, when Major Mike Webb had faced off against Arlington Democrat Monique O’Grady in a race for the Arlington Public School Board. And, in another election in which the Arlington GOP has come up snake eyes on trying to locate anyone willing to take on the challenge of running in the crown jewel of the kingmaker congressional district that has decided the outcome of statewide elections for over two decades, Webb, a former childhood protege of a legendary civil rights and criminal defense attorney, is not only running against the Arlington Democrats, but also taking them to court, and in a complaint packed with allegations under the federal racketeering statute.

“Republicans may say ‘clean the swamp’, but only I trained as a ground-pounding infantryman at Fort Benning and only I have been recognized in the press as not being afraid to fight dirty. And we have The Intimidator Jim Moran and the Arlington Way, while I’m from Joisey. You from Joisey,” quipped Webb, in his Hoboken wise guy voice.

A filing this week in the DC federal court places the progressive Arlington Democrats in a precarious position, this time on the receiving end of allegations of violating voting rights and depriving minority voters of the franchise, in action under Title 52, Chapter 103 that would compel the court to appoint federal election observers.

“‘And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.’ My bad. Wrong scene. It's been done. Personally, I believe it's going to be so much fun to watch the Sheriff, Jose Quiros, the first Latino Sheriff ever in diverse and inclusive Arlington, and up for his first actual election presenting an argument to the court on how dispatching two dozen officers to evict a whistleblower and a candidate trying to qualify for the ballot against his partisan, Fonzie Lopez, did not in any way abridged a 14th or 15th Amendment right. Democrats rolling back civil rights? What did Woodrow Wilson say after viewing Birth of a Nation? History written like lightning,” remarked Webb, who “ain’t really Black.”

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.