CASH GRASS OR ASS (ORIGINAL)

HOWDY YALL... HAVENT POSTED IN A WHILE... HERE IS A FUNNY NEW SONG IVE BEEN WORKING ON. THE TITLE WAS A POPULAR EUPHEMISM GROWING UP IN NEBRASKA THAT PEOPLE WOULD SAY IF YOU NEEDED A RIDE... I HOPE YOU LIKE IT AND GET A LAUGH OUT OF THE JAM!

LYRICS

CASH GRASS OR ASS (ACOUSTIC) - LOVERGEIST

CASH GRASS OR ASS
PUF PUF PUF PUF PASS
IF YOU WANNA RIDE WITH ME
CASH GAS GRASS OR ASS

I NEED A BBW
THICKER THAN LASAGNA CHEESE
EAT SOME BEANS SKINNY MAMA
IF YOU WANNA RIDE WITH ME
I NEED A FAT DUMP TRUCK
STINKY BIG BOTTOM BIRD
CUZ IF SHE AINT GOT ASS
I KICK HER BUT TO THE CURB

IM THE LATEST AND GREATEST
AND I THANK GOD THAT I MADE IT
EVEN THO IM RICH AND IM FAMOUS
IM STILL SLOW RAPPING AND FADED
SO FUCK THE CRITICS AND HATERS
I DO IT ALL FOR FAT LADIES
DARKSIDE IM LIKE VADER
YOU LUKE WARM LIKE A POTATO

I WONDER WHAT THAT KITTY MEOW LIKE
IS IT FURRY IS IT NICE
CAN IT PURR LIKE A MOTORBIKE
ID EAT THAT MUFFIN LIKE SHRIMP FRIED RICE
PAY THE PRICE FOR A SLICE
OF THAT HOMEMADE PUMPKIN PIE
I BET SHE GOT THAT SUPERSOAKER SLIDE
MAKE IT WIGGLE IF IT JIGGLE
LETS MAKE A MOTION PICTURE TONIGHT
ID EAT THE WIND RIGHT OUT HER REAR END
BROKE MY HEART WHEN SHE SAID
I DONT FART IN FRONT OF FRIENDS

CASH GRASS OR ASS
PUF PUF PUF PUF PASS
IF YOU WANNA RIDE WITH ME
CASH GAS GRASS OR ASS

I NEED A BBW
THICKER THAN LASAGNA CHEESE
EAT SOME BEANS SKINNY MAMA
IF YOU WANNA RIDE WITH ME
I NEED A FAT DUMP TRUCK
STINKY BIG BOTTOM BIRD
CUZ IF SHE AINT GOT ASS
I KICK HER BUT TO THE CURB

I ONLY FREESTYLE WHEN IM FEELIN THE FUNK
BIG SUBWOOFER GOT SOME JUNK IN THE TRUNK
SHE GOT TIG OLE BIDDIES AND AN ITTY BITTY WAIST
CMON PUT THAT BIG FAT JUICY BOOTY IN MY FACE
YOU KNOW I DUNK A JAM LIKE ANTETOKOUNMPO
CASHVILLE TENNAKEY BOUT TO GO BEAST MODE
THIS THAT LOVERGEIST FLOW OUT HERE I BEEN DOPE
SO TURN UP THE MUSIC AND ROLL DOWN THE WINDOW

CASH GRASS OR ASS
PUF PUF PUF PUF PASS
IF YOU WANNA RIDE WITH ME
CASH GAS GRASS OR ASS

I NEED A BBW
THICKER THAN LASAGNA CHEESE
EAT SOME BEANS SKINNY MAMA
IF YOU WANNA RIDE WITH ME
I NEED A FAT DUMP TRUCK
STINKY BIG BOTTOM BIRD
CUZ IF SHE AINT GOT ASS
I KICK HER BUT TO THE CURB

WRITTEN BY JCD