How to Park Like an Asshole 101 (OfficialGATG Repost)

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Originally published on January 23, 2017

Tip 1. Have a vehicle. The bigger the vehicle, the more you can compensate for your centimeter wiener.
Tip 2. Be an asshole.
Tip 3. Read tips 1 and 2.
Tip 4. Read tips 1 through 3 to show your dedication to pissing off other drivers looking for a parking spot.
Tip 5. Read tips 1 through 4 one more time to really stick it to everyone because you want to find a creative way to say FUCK YOU because you're a narcissistic piece of shit that takes no time to be considerate of everyone else.

Credit: OfficialGATG

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